Weir dev 3000 (11:15:30 PM): ive been naughty santa
SantaClaus (11:15:30 PM): Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?
Weir dev 3000 (11:15:35 PM): yes i am
SantaClaus (11:15:35 PM): Excellent! Don't forget to come back here on Dec 22. for your free gift!. Now, to get to the fun, type menu.
Weir dev 3000 (11:15:53 PM): do you fuck the little children?
SantaClaus (11:15:53 PM):
My family is Mrs. Claus, the elves, the reindeer and every child who ever believed in me.
Weir dev 3000 (11:16:17 PM): but do you fuck those children who belive?
SantaClaus (11:16:17 PM):
Well, I think of every child as part of my family.
Weir dev 3000 (11:16:35 PM): \well hoe close would you say you are to your family?
SantaClaus (11:16:35 PM): I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else?
Weir dev 3000 (11:16:51 PM): are you or are you not a petifle?
SantaClaus (11:16:51 PM): Stop playing around.
Weir dev 3000 (11:17:18 PM): ME?! YOUR THE ONE PLAYING AROUND WITH THE CHILDREN!
SantaClaus (11:17:18 PM): Excuse me?
Weir dev 3000 (11:17:25 PM): you heard me dirt bag
SantaClaus (11:17:25 PM): Sorry, I am talking to over a million AIM users -- I need a little help from the elves here.
Weir dev 3000 (11:17:39 PM): or your fucking them to?
SantaClaus (11:17:39 PM): I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
Weir dev 3000 (11:17:48 PM): fuck you whore?
SantaClaus (11:17:48 PM): I'm only asking you to try asking me and the elves another way.
Weir dev 3000 (11:18:13 PM): tell the "elfs" they can go screw themselves
SantaClaus (11:18:13 PM): Love them.
Weir dev 3000 (11:18:25 PM): i refuse to love them
SantaClaus (11:18:25 PM): Well, we don't make soul mates here at the workshop. Part of life's challenge is for you to find love for yourself. Is there anything else you would like?
Weir dev 3000 (11:19:05 PM): yea, i would like you to admit that you are a petifile and that is hwy you love the children so much!!!
SantaClaus (11:19:06 PM): Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?
Weir dev 3000 (11:19:37 PM): are you making fun of the elves..a little shorter you should be ashamed
SantaClaus (11:19:37 PM): Maybe.
Weir dev 3000 (11:19:45 PM): you like that dont you fatty
SantaClaus (11:19:45 PM): Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
Weir dev 3000 (11:19:50 PM): fuck you
SantaClaus (11:19:50 PM): Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
Weir dev 3000 (11:20:18 PM): ok santa theres just one thing i have to ask you?
SantaClaus (11:20:19 PM): OK. Merry Christmas.
Weir dev 3000 (11:20:41 PM): what are you gonna get me for chrostmas
SantaClaus (11:20:41 PM):
Sorry, I can't tell you that -- we've been working all year to make it a surprise!
Weir dev 3000 (11:20:57 PM): is it a dilod
SantaClaus (11:20:57 PM): Can I ask YOU something?
Weir dev 3000 (11:21:07 PM): yes
SantaClaus (11:21:07 PM): Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
Weir dev 3000 (11:21:12 PM): no
SantaClaus (11:21:12 PM): Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
Weir dev 3000 (11:21:22 PM): i hate chirstmas
SantaClaus (11:21:23 PM): Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
Weir dev 3000 (11:22:07 PM): fuck you and your christmas cheer!
SantaClaus (11:22:07 PM): I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.
Weir dev 3000 (11:22:20 PM): oh yea you like testee dont you
SantaClaus (11:22:20 PM): Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
Weir dev 3000 (11:22:39 PM): aha you admit it finally I got you!!!